Population | 3.585 billion |
Capital | Ludlow |
Leader | Phillippe J Marquez |
Currency | Asmara |
Animal | Valasian Seahawk |
The Federal Republic of The Valasia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Phillippe J Marquez with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.585 billion Valasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludlow. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Valasian economy, worth 580 trillion Asmaras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,037 Asmaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", euthanasia is illegal, and Phillippe J Marquez's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Valasia's national animal is the Valasian Seahawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Valasia is ranked 11,999th in the world and 529th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Valasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Valasia was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : The Valasia was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : The Valasia was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : The Valasia was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Following new legislation in The Valasia, Phillippe J Marquez's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in The Valasia, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in The Valasia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in The Valasia, a long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school.
- : Following new legislation in The Valasia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
World Assembly
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